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Such a Beautiful Friend Was She

Here’s the sad lament

of a man from Kent

whose wife is adrift at sea.

She lost her head

when she fell out of bed

and went aft while the ship went alee.

She’d been drinking since noon

in the ships’ saloon

while she should have been sipping tea.

Such a beautiful friend was she.

 

Crystal Whimsey.